Hot Desk

In this world of The Apprentice, dog eat dog 'colleagues', executive careers coaching to maximise your potential, power lunches (weren't they in the 80's!??) and generally having to deal with non sailing middle management types that would probably struggle to successfully run a bath if they tried living in the real world, - a world they harp on about but don't actually appear to have ever visited... You know the type - the young thrusters that come looking for you to sign off a deal at 17:05 specifically because they know you have a train to catch just so they can mention it casually to the section head that you must have finished early and get him to sign it instead.

Well this is what you need. A new desk. A bloody big one that says 'I'm an individual' and 'Keep Out Of My Way' in equal measure.... a bespoke, state of the art, all carbon missile of a desk that will stamp it's authority on your more errant staff - even when you errr - have actually gone home early!

What d'you think - Smart or what!!